Jimmy Fallon discussed the expected record holiday travel this Thanksgiving during his Wednesday night “The Tonight Show” monologue, and had some good news for weary travelers. “If you’re currently at the airport, you will make it home for Christmas,” he joked — obviously referring to how uniformly terrible airlines have been treating customers in recent years.
“So yeah, airports are slammed, but to help keep up the pace, all the moving walkways are now going 50 miles an hour,” Fallon continued. “Meanwhile, rain and snowstorms are going to wreak havoc across the country tomorrow. Delta said they’re hoping everything can remain on time, while Spirit Airlines said ‘our planes are made out of cardboard and popsicle sticks.’”